I know about you Vlad. Yeah, you may pose around shirtless doing MANLY things in an attempt to look MANLY and AWESOME.
BUT YOU DON'T FOOL ME, PUTIN. I KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU JUST WANT TO PUT ON SOME HOT PANTS AND DANCE TO ABBA.
IT'S OKAY. WE ALL DO, VLAD. WE ALL DO.
I fucked up his haaands they are small and weird looking and his head is probably too big and oh god Putin if you're seeing this right now I am so sorry. It's just. If you wore hot pants more often then people like me wouldn't resort to drawing you in them like the creepers that we are.